LATEST PATTY HUANG GAFFES
Patty Admits That She "May" Hate Babies, But Babies Most Certainly Hate Her. In a poorly edited video that made the rounds pre-21GRAMYS, Patty decides to tell the truth about her rocky relationship with the children who, we believe, are our future. Like the song says, "Teach them well and let them lead the way." Patty would have followed this advice, had she not been exclusively listening to Carly Rae Jepsen.
A Sibling Drops A Bombshell, Leading Supporters to Question Patty's Credibility. On a tip to this site, Kevin Huang reports, "I am Patty Huang's brother and I can confirm she is a bona fide baby hater, [because] she hated me as a baby." Patty's other sibling could not be reached for comment, but sources say her comment may not have been very flattering either.
Hannah Begins Campaigning Against Patty's 2024 21 Mayor Bid. In the day following Patty's unexpected and widely challenged 2023 triumph, Hannah (who once considered Patty a mentor) hits the campaign trail. Notice that she already has 3 more supporters than Patty.
In the Week Following Patty's 21 Mayor Win, a Low Resolution Photo Shows an Alarming Pattern. This unnamed dog is being held like a grocery bag. Notice the look in its eyes. "Help me," it is saying. "This human doesn't know how to hold living things."